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Ken Nesbitt’s Funny Poem

Dizzy Dottie’s Dog Salon

At Dizzy Dottie's Dog Salon we'll fix your fido's fur. We will clip and comb his canine coat and color his coiffure.

We will primp your Pomeranian and gussy up your pug. We will brush your beagle's back and scrub his scruffy little mug.

Could your poodle use a crewcut? Does your boxer need a bob? Want an afro for your spaniel? Come let Dottie's do the job.

Get your setter new extensions. Send your shepherd for a shave. Bring your harrier for highlights or your whippet for a wave.

From a bouffant to a beehive, from a buzz-cut to a bun, all the hair-dos here at Dottie's are affordable and fun.

Walk your puppy down to Dottie’s Your pup will want to stay there forever! We don’t do kittie’s But we’ll always do doggy do’s. ​ The red words are my own work of the poem.